Funny Jokes Of April Fool

:Top five April Fools Joke:

1) One day a man entered in to a bus . And ask for 2 tickets. Conductor asked why do you want 2 tickets.? He said if 1 will lose than another will be useful. Conductor said if u lose 1 then ask for another. man said hahaha April fool I have already free pass....
2)One day in the year is very beautiful to propose a girl. It is the 1 when u can tell her that it was a fool to her if she says no but if she says yes than its your luck...
3)You can not touch your all the teeth with your tongue. ... ...... listening this all the stupids will touch it . ............ ............. reading the above line all of them will laugh.


4)An American report of getting a child born of 16 kg . Hearing this everyone were shocked... Heyy Don't you shock ........ ........... .............. .................. Because........ It was a child of a Buffalo.... hahaha
5)If it is 1st April when a boy takes you to the 5-star restaurant to take dinner . And if he ask for the magical words then u can say.......... Pay The Bill........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April fools day in School

April 1st is celebrated as April Fools Day. April 1st is celebrated in Western world. As they are too much busy they consider this day as world April fools' day. This day do not have any official holiday. Its just a day to pass hummer all aside the world. This day each person tries to make some one fool. They pass practical jokes on other. They recognize this day to do the general foolishness. They try their pranks towards the familiar person. So they can't be hurt. They makes silly pranks and try to make them do so. They shout for the members and then tell them that it was a foolish prank to cheat them. There are many books written on pranks that children read and try on their parents and on neighbor and mostly on their sister and brother. They take the help of their friends and make someone fool. Students of colleges play these stupid pranks on their friends. On this day they propose the girls but if they ignored then they considers it as a silly joke. In some countries like Australia, New Zea land, U.K , Southafrica, this day is celebrated up to noon. But in other countries this day is celebrated up to the night. Now a days students of school are playing this jokes with their teachers.
Some of the pranks that a student plays on a teacher is as follows:
1] One should has to bring the salt from their home(As an equipment to harass the teacher) then you take the bottle of a person which is non-transparent. Put that salt in the bottle and mix it. After the salt dissolve give that bottle to this sincere person of the class. Ask that person to give to the sir...... and find out the face of the sir its just a fun making......

Ricky Ponting - Australian Captian

Full-name: Ricky Thomas Ponting
Birthday: 19th-December-1974
Age: 36 Years
Birth place: Launceston, Tasmania , Australia
Pet Name: Punter
Batting style: Right Hand
Bowling style: Right-arm medium
Right arm off break
Role: Batsman, captain of Australian Team In ODI

He has played 152 test matches and scored 12,363 Runs

He has played 352 ODI matches and scored 13,082 Runs

He has played 255 FC matches and scored 21,332

Ricky Ponting is the most successful player in his Australian team. He doesn't compromises anything. He always to achieve the goal. He has made the highest runs in his team. Due to Ricky Ponting's outstanding performance the Australian team has won many rewards and has also won the matches. As India has its best player Tendulkar like that only the Australian team has Ponting. He give the attention towards his team and makes his team to win. At last it can be said that Ricky Ponting the most needed person in the Australian team.

Is India Vs Pakistan World Cup 2011 Semifinal Fixed ?Is India Vs Pakistan World Cup 2011 Semi Final Fixed ?

According to "Vishwa Bandhu Gupta" this India VS Pakistan match would be won by Pakistan. He has announced in media also that the match played at Mohali between Pakistan and India is to be won by Pakistan. In the report of CNEB news channel Gupta has given the live speech about this news. Vishwa Gupta noted in his speech that there has kept millions of rupees for the bet that India will win the match. He also told that Satyabadhi Mafia team has done the full too planning to lose this match to India. Team India is the strongest team to win this world cup 2011.
There has kept the bookies on the winning of the match by team India. Past Income tax commissioner Vishwa Bandhu Gupta has told that team India will loose this match at the semifinal. He told that betters are very greedy of their money .They have done the planning to loose this match by team India. So that they can win the large amount of money which they have kept as bet. To lose this match they have done the planning with mafia gangs. So that they won't lose their money and get more and more money. This report can not be ignored as he has reach up to dressing room of Team India. Pakistani has told that don't issue like this reports in media . They also told that it is just a match it is not a world war. They also told not to spread like this issue in media it looses the interest of the match . Efforts have been made by the ICC to stop this betting but then also the people keeps on betting. This news could be the breaking news after the match at Mohali. If India win or loses the match this news would break all the media reports. The only topic in the news,media would be this. But the question is How Vishwa Bandhu Gupta knows that India will lose this match? ............
Every one is very eager about this match . To know the result of this match that who will win ? & who will lose ? people are telling that don't make mess of this match by telling that this will be lose by India. Don't tell that who will win & who will lose but let it be like that and just enjoy the match. Because this is going to be the best match of ICC World Cup 2011...

Earth Hour for Global Warming

In this working world no one has time to save earth . No person is bother about to save our environment . Everyone tries to fulfill his dream form the gift of nature but no one try to help our nature . Everyone drives car,cycle,bicycle, etc .these all things are made up of the nature's things. By these things people are making Large scale Industries and small scale Industries. Workers work inside it and they get payment for it . Indirectly, nature is fulfilling the stomachs of each and every person of this living world.Food that we eat , water that we drink and air that we inhale is also given by the nature. So at least each and every person should plant a tree . But the fact is there that each one plant a tree and makes double or the triple pollution then what is the use of it. so there should be another way to solve this problem of global warming. So WWF [World Wide Fund] has the event at the international level of celebrating "EARTH HOUR".

In this event many multinational companies , cities , state , country , etc stops to use electricity for an hour . Due it they can become the helping hand to to environment ,nature and the whole Earth. There is not a big deal to stop the use of electricity for an hour. This event was started in the year 2007,Sydney .

This year is the 5th year for celebration of the Earth Hour event. Millions of the people of Australia participated in this event. Many T.V shows are stopping their broadcast for this event. In this year T.V channels of Philippines, Cartoon Network and also ABS-CBN will cease transmission and stop his uses of lights . Today at 26-march-2011 ,at 8:30 to 9:30 this event will be carried out all over the world. Light city Sydney is shutting up his light to save environment. on this event Sydney is becoming DIM due to this event . Not only that Google is also appearing in this event . It was note that in Canada the home page of Google was Darken . Now it known that this event is not even a event but it is really become a duty of the citizen of this world to save this environment and also to save our Earth. Every man should do the efforts to save our Earth . . . . . .
Save Earth , Save Life..........

YUVI - ICC World Cup 2011

Full name : Yuvraj Yograj Singh
Birth day: 12-Dec-1981
Birth place: Chandigarh
Age : 29
Nick name: Yuvi
Sport: Cricket
Batting: Left handed
Bowling: Slow left armed
Indian player yuvi is in full-form now on wards . He has got the man of the match trophy for 4 times in this ICC World Cup 2011. He is the only one who has been these times man of the match.
And being a great batter he shown a great performance in bowling also . He had taken 16 wickets in 21 world cup matches. In this world he has made 714 runs. He has struck many 4 and 6 in this world cup 2011. Because of his mind blowing performance he made Indian team won against many other rival teams. He is the first man who had taken 5 wicket and 100 runs in only a single cricket match .

One days : 272
Innings : 250
Not Out : 37
Total runs : 8030
Best played : 139
Average runs : 87.59
Century : 13
Half Century : 49
Fours : 825
Six : 144

In his whole career he has played his best . He many times come over media for his good and bad deeds . He was also called over media for his relationship between different bollywood heroines . He has done many add films like Re-vital (jiyo ji bharke) , etc. He has become the life of the Indian citizen . As being a player he also become the hero of India . As India is praised by Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar , now India will also be praised by Yuvraj Singh......

How Harry Houdini's Death Occured?

Harry Houdini was born at Budapest in Austria - Hungary . His birth date is 24th march-1874 . Harry was a great American Magician , stuntman , actor , film producer , escapologist , Pilot , historian and debunker . His mother was Rabbi and father Sameul . His dearest was Cecelia . To became a great magician he was influenced by Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin . His real surname was Weiss but due to the influence of Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin he started calling himself as Harry Houdini . At the age of 9 years he introduced himself as "Ehrich, the Prince of the Air". Later on he started his career in the year 1891. Slowly slowly he became the big and well known magician of America . He started making his own different tricks . One day harry visited MC Gill University to show his performance to the students . He had given a great performance . He showed his muscle trick to the students . Students were too much attracted towards him due to that trick . At back stage two student came to harry to met him .One of him thought to check harry . He suddenly bit harry on his abdomen . He dont aware harry about it . As Harry was not aware the first punch was too much hard that he cannot study that punch . Due to that punch his body was highly injured .He tried to avoid this pain and did the trip to different place . Due to this punch his appendix burst and this caused death to him.

ICC World Cup 2011 Quarter Final of India and Australia

Today is the quarter final match between India and Australia . It is held at Ahmadabad in Sardar Vallabbhai Patel Stadium . According to TV news shows it would be the most favorite topic of ICC world cup . This match will the most interesting match of 2011. If India won the match the it will compete to Pakistan . From India some of the players that will play on the ground of Sardar are as follows:
(1) Sachin Tendulkar [opening batsman]
(2) Virendra Sehwag [opening batsman]
(3) Gautam Gambhir
(4) Virat Kohli
(5) Yuvraj Singh
(6) Mahendra Singh Dhoni [Wicket keeper , Captain]
(7) Yusuf Pathan
(8) Harbhajan Singh
(9) Zaheer Khan
(10) Shreesanth/Piyush Chawla
(11) Munaf Patel
From Australia some player that will play on the ground of Sardar are as follows:
(1) Shane Watson [opening batsman]
(2) Brad Haddin [Wicket keeper , opening batsman]
(3) Ricky Ponting [Captain]
(4) Micheal Clarke
(5) David Hussey
(6) Cameron White
(7) Steve Smith
(8) Mitchell Johnson
(9) John Hastings
(10) Brett Lee
(11) Shaun Tait