William and Kate Royal Wedding

Bio data of  Kate Middleton : 
Full Name : Catherine Elizabeth Middleton
Birth Date : 9th January 1982
Birth Place : Bucklebury
Parents : Michael Francis Middleton , Carole Elizabeth
Education : Masters of arts

Bio data of Prince William :
Full Name : William Aurthur philip Louis
Birth Date : 21st June 1982
Birth place : St . Mary Hospital , London
Parents : Charles , Diana

     Now on 29th April 2011 Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to join their life in one thread . They are going to start their new life with each other on 29th April 2011 . They can also be called as the cutest couple of the world. They both were with each other from a long time. And then Prince William announced to marry with Kate who was his Girlfriend from long time. They both have decided to do a grand wedding . They both met in the year 2001. When they both become the friends. They started their relationship very romantically but they did breakup in the year 2007. But then also they continued to be the friends and later on they became girlfriend and boyfriend . At last they both attended the Royal Function together at many places. And later on from the office of Prince Wales  announced on 19th April that they both will marry after a week. And then the date of wedding was fixed on 29th April 2011.

                                                                              

Earth Day celebrated in the world

In all over the world this day is celebrated with great joy. Everyone on this occasion try to stop the global warming. So that our Earth become safe and secure. So that our future become great and prosperous. Everyone can enjoy the true meaning of life. If any of the person would save a tree then he would also save a life of any person in the world. Earth day is celebrated on 22 of April every year. This day was firstly celebrated by United States of America in 1970. This day is also known as Earth Natural Environmental day. This day is celebrated globally all over the world. Its other name is International Mother Earth day. More than 175 every year celebrate this day. To stop Air Pollution ,Noise Pollution,Water Pollution and Land Pollution this type of many programme are held to save our Earth. Environmental Degradation is done by the people living on it . But on this day they use to stop it.

They try to stop their routine work on this day and celebrate and enjoy this festival.Every one should try to save our earth by dumping the waste into the dustbin and not on the roads. It is very honorable that a person can help the nature to get recovery from its destruction. Each and Every child , young ,old should try to protect our environment and also to save environment. The most destruction of trees, plants , shrubs, creepers, etc is made by man only. He is the only one root cause of  doing this destruction. He makes many mistakes in his life and give harm to the environment. The man is so selfish that he do not think about other . He do not think about his child also. He do not think that what will happen if he use all the fuels. They are cutting all the trees so that in future carbon dioxide becomes more and more. Carbon dioxide is very harmful to each and every person but then also he is doing environmental degradation. Each and every person should try to save our environment and so he can save the future of their child.

! STOP IT !

Guru - The Preceptor or Teacher of a human being.

Guru is the finest word in the world . He is the only one who can help a human being in his problems. He is the only person who consist of great knowledge .He teaches us how to stay in this selfish world. He s the one who helps us in all the problems. He becomes strict when we  are wrong and also becomes happy when we do some good things.He is the only one who praises our knowledge . He gives shape to our life . He makes our life happy and wonderful. He bit us when we are wrong but he loves us when we are right.

                गुरु  ब्रह्मा गुरु विष्णु 

                        गुरु देवो महेश वर्हा  

                                 गुरु साक्षात् पर ब्रह्म

                                                तस्मै श्री गुरु देव नमः

  In all over India this shloka  is very well known. This shloka is praised by everyone. Every where in  India guru is treated as the best in the world. He is given the first opportunity in India. Specially in Hinduism this shloka is very famous. It is also said that:::                                                                                               गुरु देवो भव:

 Guru is only the one to whom u can share your views. He is the one who gave knowledge to  Chandra Gupta Moriya. He was his teacher who gave knowledge to Gandhi to do his work successfully. Making this great personality in the world .God has given us the great gift  in the form of preceptor. he makes us happy in our  life. But it is must that you select a nice teacher who can make your life happy .Otherwise some of them select those teacher who destroy their carrier. So one should select a teacher who is very well planned and mind blowing teacher who can help u in your life and can make it easy to live...   

 

                                   

Hanuman Jayanti In India 2011

This festival is celebrated all over India .But it is mostly celebrated in North India. This is celebrated as Ram navmi, Krishna Janmotsav, etc. Like that only Hanuman Jayanti is celebrated the birth of Ram dutt(Helper) Hanuman. It is the best and very well known festival in north India. This festival is celebrated on chaitra(April) sudi poonam(Full Moon Day).

Bal Veer Hanuman Hanuman is known as the child of pavan dev. It is said that his born was made to every one relief from the evils or demon. In 2011 it is on 18th of April [Monday] . He has helped to Lord Shree ram to find his wife Sita and also played the best role to defeat Ravan. On this day Abhishek is done to Hanuman. In his stories it is said that it is the type of monkey who can become small and big , can become strongest and can also become weakest. It is also said that this type of monkey was only one .It can fly also. It is said that he has made his body big and take the Lord ram and his brother on the other continent Sri-lanka on his back. On this occasion poojaries use to do puja of Hanuman. On Hanuman many cartoonist films were made like Hanuman, Returns of Hanuman, Bal Hanuman 1, Bal Hanuman 2 ,etc. Hanuman has given the great devotion to lord Ram. He Is the only god named as Monkey face god.

Lord Ram And Hanuman

Pani Puri Activities by MNS

These Pani Puri Activities are carried out by the MNS(Maharashtra Navnirman Sena)in Maharashtra. These activities are to stop the vendor who are cheating the people. They are destroying the lorries of vendor and makes the people known that they are cheater. They are putting urinal fluid in it. They are giving this water to drink to the people. Its too dangerous. MNS carry on this activity to aware the people regarding this type of things. MNS are moving all over Mumbai and Thane. These are detecting all the pani puri and bhel puri centers at different places. One of the pani puri vendor was caught in the camera. The team of MNS broke all the things of him . It made a great issue all over it. Making this issue they get the fame and also win the hearts of people . As pani puri is the heart of the people of Maharashtra they use to eat it now and then here and there .
People of Maharashtra are fond of Bhel puri , pani puri and vada pav . And specially pani puri is the main of them all. So the small vendor of pani puri takes the benefit of it and sell bad material pani puri to the customer. To take out this wrong faces from the market MNS are doing effort . To take out this it needs a great effort for them. So the people of Maharashtra should also try to find out these type of person . They should protest against these type of person....

Charlie Chaplin - Comedian

Bio-data of Charlie Chaplin :

Full name : Charles Spencer Chaplin
Birth day : 16th-April 1889
Place of birth : Walworth , London , U.K
Death : 25th-December 1977
Death Place : Switzerland
Occupation : Film , music and Mimicry


Charlie Chaplin is a Britisher. He is a Great Comedian and humorist . He is a great Director of his times. He use to make many Comedian film. Many of his film got awards. He puts laughter on everyone's face. His films are fabulous . Film like "The Kid" is his best owning films. Actually in his life he was very serious but he like to make everyone happy with his foolish jokes. He was very sad in his life but he wanted the people to be happy and enjoy their personal life. In 1999 he had got the award of greatest male screen legend of all time by the American Film Institute. As it was a time of silent film it was a great idea to make a comedian film.
At the end of 1st world war he had became the great and a famous hero actor director of that period. It is very surprising that how can a single person give these much entertainment, pleasure , and giving a great relief to humankind.. The great and shocking thing is that he like the child so much. He had also made a film with a child named as "The Kid". In this silent film he has to suffer many problem in selecting the child and also to shoot with him. But at last they have shoot and this film became world famous. As Charlie Chaplin was a hard working director and actor he got a great fame from all over the world.

Jokes and hindi S.M.S

1) Ram ne ban mara sati dodh k chali aii
Krishna ne basuri bajai radha doudi chali avi
Par jab maine site bajai
...... Sali baap ko le ke chali aiii......

2) What is the difference between the son of animal and the son of human being
the baby of dog is dog , the baby of monkey is monkey and the baby of donkey is donkey
but the thing happens that when the child of human born and his mother calls him and if he don't listen then she calls him dog monkey or a donkey..........

3) Jab koi baat bigad jaye , jab koi mushkil pad jaye
toh ..........
toh...........
toh hoth hila siti baja aur siti baja ke bol
"bhaiya all izz wellll"

4) Savan Bina Barsat nahi hoti
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti
Dost kabhi kisika dil mat todna
"Kyoki Dil Toot Ne Ki Awaz Nahi Hoti"

5) Padh likh kar kya karna hai
agle saal 2012 me sab ko marna hi toh hai
Aur fir kya
Agle jane fir se k.g se hi toh suru karna hai....

6)Jaldi me shadi karkee jivan bigad loge
.............. .............. ...............
Wah wah wah wah
..................... ................ ,..............
soch kar bhi karoge
"Toh kya ukad loge"........haha

7) Haso
Gao
Muskurav
Khilkhlav
Chillav
Duniya ki fikar mat karo
Kyoki
.....
.........
...........
.........
Duniya ko yeh pata hai ki pagal hi aisi harkatein karte haii.........

8) Think :
2+5 = 11
Science student it is not in syllabus mein nahi hai
Commerce student ye Question is wrong
Arts student maths subject hi nahi ata
now u think
think
think
...........
...........
So simple Galti se.....

9) Sirji : bachoo mein ek english grammer ka question deta hu use tum future tense mein change karo, "I killed a man"
Bacha(answering) : You will go to JAIL.

10) Husband gave a gold and platinum necklace to her wife
His wife stop talking with him for 2 month
ask why????

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so simple it was a huge "DEAL"......

Vishu Festival Of Kerala

As India and moreover Gujarat is celebrating Diwali like that only Kerala is celebrating 'Vishu' . Keralian are very eager to celebrate this festival. People of Kerala call it as their new year. They give some gifts to Lord Krishna. They do the pooja of god and put some of their praiseworthy things. They put banana , some gold or silver or metallic coins , some clothes , Lemon , rice , diyas , some fruits , Mirror of metal , some of the leaves , etc.







It shows how much faithful they are in their festival. They used to celebrate this festival with great joy , humour and happiness. As each and every country , state sets its own identity by festivals like that only Kerala has set its own identity by 'Vishu Festival'.They lamp a small diya in the gods room to worship. Whole day they enjoy with great joy with their relatives and friends. As every one celebrate new year eve like that only the people of Kerala celebrate.








They wear new clothes , Jewellery , does the makeup, and many other things.... Mainly this festival is celebrated to meet the other family member who does not meet you sometime. This festival is to forget anger and spread happiness all over the state. This is to worship Lord Krishna. Everyone moves to the house of other to celebrate this festival. They eat Sweets and enjoy the whole day.... And on the next day as usual people starts their daily works.
Happy Vishu Festival

Pune Warriors India New Indian IPL Team

There are totally 8 team in the IPL. Pune Warrior India is the new and the latest team from Pune in IPL(Indian Premier League). It is the another team from Maharashtra. This team 's rights are taken by the great Sahara Group. One of the team of Maharashtra is 'Mumbai Indians' and the new and the latest team of Maharashtra is 'Pune Warriors India'.
Captain of Pune warrior : Yuvraj Singh The caption of 'Mumbai Indians' is the Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar while the 'Pune Warrior India' has Yuvraj Singh who has won the 4 times man of the match award in ICC world cup 2011 and has been rewarded by the man of the Tournament in ICC world cup. So initially both the captains are in their huge form. No one can say that any of the Maharashtrian team is powerful or non-powerful. Geoff Marsh is the main coach of the 'Pune Warriors India'.Coach of Pune warrior : Geoff MarshSahara adventure Sports limited has made the winning bid of 370$ million. It is the biggest bid ever been given by any of them to the IPL team. In the short history of IPL cricket match no one has given this much of bid to any of the IPL team. They are having too much trust on 'Pune Warrior India'.

Corruption in Indian Economy

Now a days the global problem has increased too much. Today all over the world Corruption is increasing day by day. Not only in the government field in other sector of the country corruption has increased. In different countries corruption rate is different. The highest corruption is found in Somalia. In Denmark the corruption rate is less. In all over the world few percentage of corruption is present only. People use different ways to do the corruption.
On the occasion of International Anti-Corruption Day,Transparency International (TI) , a Berlin based non -governmental agency released a worldwide public opinion survey on corruption, she finding of 2010 global Corruption Barometer on 9th December 2010.
India was rank 87th in transparency International's Corruption perception Index for 2010. An international watchdog conducted a study on the illicit flight of money from India , perhaps the first ever attempt at shedding light on a subject steeped in secrecy, concludes that India has been drained of $462 between 1948 and 2008. The amount is nearly 40% of India's gross domestic product. According to late Rajiv Gandhi "when one rupee is released in Delhi it becomes 15 paise when it reaches villages". Present Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has also admitted that corruption and poverty are major problems in the country.
Every one should try to stop corruption. If the people will try then it will be more easier to stop the deadliest corruption in the world.

Funny Jokes Of April Fool

:Top five April Fools Joke:

1) One day a man entered in to a bus . And ask for 2 tickets. Conductor asked why do you want 2 tickets.? He said if 1 will lose than another will be useful. Conductor said if u lose 1 then ask for another. man said hahaha April fool I have already free pass....
2)One day in the year is very beautiful to propose a girl. It is the 1 when u can tell her that it was a fool to her if she says no but if she says yes than its your luck...
3)You can not touch your all the teeth with your tongue. ... ...... listening this all the stupids will touch it . ............ ............. reading the above line all of them will laugh.


4)An American report of getting a child born of 16 kg . Hearing this everyone were shocked... Heyy Don't you shock ........ ........... .............. .................. Because........ It was a child of a Buffalo.... hahaha
5)If it is 1st April when a boy takes you to the 5-star restaurant to take dinner . And if he ask for the magical words then u can say.......... Pay The Bill........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April fools day in School

April 1st is celebrated as April Fools Day. April 1st is celebrated in Western world. As they are too much busy they consider this day as world April fools' day. This day do not have any official holiday. Its just a day to pass hummer all aside the world. This day each person tries to make some one fool. They pass practical jokes on other. They recognize this day to do the general foolishness. They try their pranks towards the familiar person. So they can't be hurt. They makes silly pranks and try to make them do so. They shout for the members and then tell them that it was a foolish prank to cheat them. There are many books written on pranks that children read and try on their parents and on neighbor and mostly on their sister and brother. They take the help of their friends and make someone fool. Students of colleges play these stupid pranks on their friends. On this day they propose the girls but if they ignored then they considers it as a silly joke. In some countries like Australia, New Zea land, U.K , Southafrica, this day is celebrated up to noon. But in other countries this day is celebrated up to the night. Now a days students of school are playing this jokes with their teachers.
Some of the pranks that a student plays on a teacher is as follows:
1] One should has to bring the salt from their home(As an equipment to harass the teacher) then you take the bottle of a person which is non-transparent. Put that salt in the bottle and mix it. After the salt dissolve give that bottle to this sincere person of the class. Ask that person to give to the sir...... and find out the face of the sir its just a fun making......

Ricky Ponting - Australian Captian

Full-name: Ricky Thomas Ponting
Birthday: 19th-December-1974
Age: 36 Years
Birth place: Launceston, Tasmania , Australia
Pet Name: Punter
Batting style: Right Hand
Bowling style: Right-arm medium
Right arm off break
Role: Batsman, captain of Australian Team In ODI

He has played 152 test matches and scored 12,363 Runs

He has played 352 ODI matches and scored 13,082 Runs

He has played 255 FC matches and scored 21,332

Ricky Ponting is the most successful player in his Australian team. He doesn't compromises anything. He always to achieve the goal. He has made the highest runs in his team. Due to Ricky Ponting's outstanding performance the Australian team has won many rewards and has also won the matches. As India has its best player Tendulkar like that only the Australian team has Ponting. He give the attention towards his team and makes his team to win. At last it can be said that Ricky Ponting the most needed person in the Australian team.

Is India Vs Pakistan World Cup 2011 Semifinal Fixed ?Is India Vs Pakistan World Cup 2011 Semi Final Fixed ?

According to "Vishwa Bandhu Gupta" this India VS Pakistan match would be won by Pakistan. He has announced in media also that the match played at Mohali between Pakistan and India is to be won by Pakistan. In the report of CNEB news channel Gupta has given the live speech about this news. Vishwa Gupta noted in his speech that there has kept millions of rupees for the bet that India will win the match. He also told that Satyabadhi Mafia team has done the full too planning to lose this match to India. Team India is the strongest team to win this world cup 2011.
There has kept the bookies on the winning of the match by team India. Past Income tax commissioner Vishwa Bandhu Gupta has told that team India will loose this match at the semifinal. He told that betters are very greedy of their money .They have done the planning to loose this match by team India. So that they can win the large amount of money which they have kept as bet. To lose this match they have done the planning with mafia gangs. So that they won't lose their money and get more and more money. This report can not be ignored as he has reach up to dressing room of Team India. Pakistani has told that don't issue like this reports in media . They also told that it is just a match it is not a world war. They also told not to spread like this issue in media it looses the interest of the match . Efforts have been made by the ICC to stop this betting but then also the people keeps on betting. This news could be the breaking news after the match at Mohali. If India win or loses the match this news would break all the media reports. The only topic in the news,media would be this. But the question is How Vishwa Bandhu Gupta knows that India will lose this match? ............
Every one is very eager about this match . To know the result of this match that who will win ? & who will lose ? people are telling that don't make mess of this match by telling that this will be lose by India. Don't tell that who will win & who will lose but let it be like that and just enjoy the match. Because this is going to be the best match of ICC World Cup 2011...

Earth Hour for Global Warming

In this working world no one has time to save earth . No person is bother about to save our environment . Everyone tries to fulfill his dream form the gift of nature but no one try to help our nature . Everyone drives car,cycle,bicycle, etc .these all things are made up of the nature's things. By these things people are making Large scale Industries and small scale Industries. Workers work inside it and they get payment for it . Indirectly, nature is fulfilling the stomachs of each and every person of this living world.Food that we eat , water that we drink and air that we inhale is also given by the nature. So at least each and every person should plant a tree . But the fact is there that each one plant a tree and makes double or the triple pollution then what is the use of it. so there should be another way to solve this problem of global warming. So WWF [World Wide Fund] has the event at the international level of celebrating "EARTH HOUR".

In this event many multinational companies , cities , state , country , etc stops to use electricity for an hour . Due it they can become the helping hand to to environment ,nature and the whole Earth. There is not a big deal to stop the use of electricity for an hour. This event was started in the year 2007,Sydney .

This year is the 5th year for celebration of the Earth Hour event. Millions of the people of Australia participated in this event. Many T.V shows are stopping their broadcast for this event. In this year T.V channels of Philippines, Cartoon Network and also ABS-CBN will cease transmission and stop his uses of lights . Today at 26-march-2011 ,at 8:30 to 9:30 this event will be carried out all over the world. Light city Sydney is shutting up his light to save environment. on this event Sydney is becoming DIM due to this event . Not only that Google is also appearing in this event . It was note that in Canada the home page of Google was Darken . Now it known that this event is not even a event but it is really become a duty of the citizen of this world to save this environment and also to save our Earth. Every man should do the efforts to save our Earth . . . . . .
Save Earth , Save Life..........

YUVI - ICC World Cup 2011

Full name : Yuvraj Yograj Singh
Birth day: 12-Dec-1981
Birth place: Chandigarh
Age : 29
Nick name: Yuvi
Sport: Cricket
Batting: Left handed
Bowling: Slow left armed
Indian player yuvi is in full-form now on wards . He has got the man of the match trophy for 4 times in this ICC World Cup 2011. He is the only one who has been these times man of the match.
And being a great batter he shown a great performance in bowling also . He had taken 16 wickets in 21 world cup matches. In this world he has made 714 runs. He has struck many 4 and 6 in this world cup 2011. Because of his mind blowing performance he made Indian team won against many other rival teams. He is the first man who had taken 5 wicket and 100 runs in only a single cricket match .

One days : 272
Innings : 250
Not Out : 37
Total runs : 8030
Best played : 139
Average runs : 87.59
Century : 13
Half Century : 49
Fours : 825
Six : 144

In his whole career he has played his best . He many times come over media for his good and bad deeds . He was also called over media for his relationship between different bollywood heroines . He has done many add films like Re-vital (jiyo ji bharke) , etc. He has become the life of the Indian citizen . As being a player he also become the hero of India . As India is praised by Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar , now India will also be praised by Yuvraj Singh......