Jokes and hindi S.M.S

1) Ram ne ban mara sati dodh k chali aii
Krishna ne basuri bajai radha doudi chali avi
Par jab maine site bajai
...... Sali baap ko le ke chali aiii......

2) What is the difference between the son of animal and the son of human being
the baby of dog is dog , the baby of monkey is monkey and the baby of donkey is donkey
but the thing happens that when the child of human born and his mother calls him and if he don't listen then she calls him dog monkey or a donkey..........

3) Jab koi baat bigad jaye , jab koi mushkil pad jaye
toh ..........
toh...........
toh hoth hila siti baja aur siti baja ke bol
"bhaiya all izz wellll"

4) Savan Bina Barsat nahi hoti
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti
Dost kabhi kisika dil mat todna
"Kyoki Dil Toot Ne Ki Awaz Nahi Hoti"

5) Padh likh kar kya karna hai
agle saal 2012 me sab ko marna hi toh hai
Aur fir kya
Agle jane fir se k.g se hi toh suru karna hai....

6)Jaldi me shadi karkee jivan bigad loge
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Wah wah wah wah
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soch kar bhi karoge
"Toh kya ukad loge"........haha

7) Haso
Gao
Muskurav
Khilkhlav
Chillav
Duniya ki fikar mat karo
Kyoki
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Duniya ko yeh pata hai ki pagal hi aisi harkatein karte haii.........

8) Think :
2+5 = 11
Science student it is not in syllabus mein nahi hai
Commerce student ye Question is wrong
Arts student maths subject hi nahi ata
now u think
think
think
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So simple Galti se.....

9) Sirji : bachoo mein ek english grammer ka question deta hu use tum future tense mein change karo, "I killed a man"
Bacha(answering) : You will go to JAIL.

10) Husband gave a gold and platinum necklace to her wife
His wife stop talking with him for 2 month
ask why????

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so simple it was a huge "DEAL"......